Just some random thoughts I wrote down during and immediately following the debate. Theyapos;re not in any particular order, as they were hastily scribbled in the available space on a sheet of paper I was doodling on at the time XD:
1) Hey, McCainapos;s not wearing a flag pin again. And Obama is. Does anyone remember when the Republicans were going after Obama for not wearing a flag pin on his lapel? Anyone? Anyone?
2) McCain blinks WAY too much. It could be the stage lights, but Iapos;ve been on stage, and I definitely did not blink that much, even with those horrible lights shining in my eyes. Plus Obama and Bob Scheiffer (the moderator) donapos;t blink nearly as much. Therefore, by process of elimination, and the transitive property of yadda, yadda, yadda: Every word out McCainapos;s mouth was a lie.
3) McCain looks like heapos;s wearing corpse make-up. Yapos;know, like how morticians make-up corpses for funerals so they donapos;t look like theyapos;re...well...corpses? Thatapos;s what John McCain looks like. A made-up corpse. Do you think heapos;s a zombie? I think heapos;s a zombie.
4) McCain keeps making this weird noise when he inhales...like heapos;s desperately sucking in air while heapos;s talking in an effort to seem like heapos;s not out of breath. And his tongue pokes out of his mouth. Itapos;s reeeeeally creepy D=
5) Just as my mother was mentioning the fact that she hadnapos;t heard McCain say apos;my friendsapos; at all, HE SAID IT. NOT ONLY IS JOHN McCAIN A ZOMBIE, BUT HE CAN READ OUR MINDS
6) McCain: "I AM NOT GEORGE BUSH." Well, duh. At least George Bush was sort of likable, for awhile. I canapos;t really say the same about McCain.
7) McCain: "Itapos;s very clear that Iapos;ve disagreed with the Bush Administration. Iapos;ve disagreed with members of my own party. Iapos;ve got the scars to prove it." DO THE REPUBLICANS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MEMBERS OF THEIR PARTY WHO DISAGREE WITH THEM??
8) Did Obama just say that 100 percent of McCainapos;s ads were negative? apos;Cause even I donapos;t think thatapos;s true.
9) OBAMA, DUDE, SCHEIFFER JUST GAVE YOU THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO POINT OUT HOW RIDICULOUSLY UNFIT SARAH PALIN IS TO BE VP, AND YOU JUST SAT THERE AND PRAISED HER. WTF, MAN. YOU COULDapos;VE AT LEAST BROUGHT UP THE FACT THAT SHE WAS FOUND TO HAVE ABUSED HER POWER AS GOVERNOR OF ALASKA
10) McCain: "Americans have gotten to know Sarah Palin. They know that sheapos;s a role model to women" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. NO.
11) LOL, SARAH PALINapos;S "A BRESH OF FRETH AIR". That made me crack up.
12) McCain keeps making awkward little jokes and then laughing creepily at them. Nobody else laughs.
13) The look of shock on McCainapos;s face when Obama said that with his health care plan small business owners wouldnapos;t have to pay a fine for not providing health insurance to their employees (if they canapos;t afford to) is priceless. XD "ZERO?? D8" He seriously sat there with his mouth hanging open for about 10 seconds. XD
14) You know that episode of The Simpsons with the story-within-a-story-within-a-story, where Mr. Burns and that Texan guy were on a scavenger hunt, and Burns had to get a picture of himself with a smiling child, and he pulled that creepy rictus smile on the school bus, terrifying all the schoolchildren on it? Thatapos;s what I think of when I see John McCain smile. I also think of murdered kittens D=
15) STOP SAYING "PRO-ABORTION". NOBODY IS PRO-ABORTION, YOU TWAT. You can support a womanapos;s right to choose what to do with her own body without actually liking abortion. ...You twat.
16) I think John McCain is a Dementor. Every time I hear him talk, or see him smile or hear him laugh, I feel all the light go out of my soul.
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